"Dilweed e Fungus não são grandes desportistas,
Hiya, hiya, hiya, Numb Chucks!
Mas são grandes artistas a lutarem kung fu!
Hiya, hiya, hiya, Numb Chucks!
Dilweed,
Hiya, hiya, hiya, Numb Chucks,
Fungus,
Hiya, hiya, hiya, Numb Chucks!
Eles são os Numb Chucks, os castores do kung fu!
HIYA!"
